Monday, January 15, 2024

Double Grande Iced Toffeenut Oatmilk No Ice Chai Latte

 - I don't see how people don't see that Taylor Tomlinson looks like a young Carrie Fisher. Do you see it?

- The Wizard of Oz has much in common with a classic D&D campaign. Discuss.

- I'm getting competent enough at work that it's starting to be fun again! Whew. Only five months to competency. Free band name if you're looking.

- Thing I did not say in drive-through so you get to hear it (lucky you): "Money talks, but who's listenin'?" *smacks gum*

- Sporadically gathering anecdotes for a Someday Screenplay. The one I was thinking about today in the shower (aka The Thinking Chamber) is when all hell broke loose following Kid X telling Kid Y that when they grew up they were going to get married and he was going to put his penis in her vagina. *sigh* To be honest I was way more freaked out about it then than I would be now. I think now I would just be like, "That's not appropriate to say in school or maybe at all (ask your grownup; as a matter of fact let's circle them in RIGHT NOW). It sounds like those words are how you feel, but when you use those words in that order while being purposely covert that can make other people feel threatened and uncomfortable. Maybe you want to tell her that you love her and hope she's in your life for a long time? Yeah? Okay, how about you tell her that then."

- L has been sleeping in her own bed consistently but wakes me up multiple times a night because that's how sleep cycles work and she wants a sleep story to be restarted. I don't necessarily have a problem with this. S does, which is valid. I'm sure many people would. However last night she entered the room and he told her that if she didn't go to her room and stay there he would get rid of her Barbie Dreamhouse(tm). This, of course, woke me up and activated my panic response way more than just getting up and starting a new sleep story for her would have. Also I just ended up starting a lullaby for her anyway because...not the point. Focus, Clara. Okay. So point being: come to find out that she ended up needing to use the bathroom (although she doesn't usually do that in the middle of the night? What's going on with that?) and said that she "called daddy lots of times to tell him that I needed to go potty but he didn't listen" (him being asleep; that tracks) and ended up peeing in her diaper, taking it off, putting on a new one, and repeating the process such that I found two sodden diapers on her bedroom floor this morning. Bruh. So I guess we're having a little chat when he gets home tonight. 

- I have gotten sucked in by True Detective Season 4. Good job everyone. It's understandable that they didn't shoot in Alaska *glares at Don Young*. 

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