Such that:

Texans wish they were Alaskans
Alaskans wish they were New Zealanders

I'm so fond of being fed up with touching,  lovely, hipster, indie love stories.  However.  I realize that it used to be there was no model for nontraditional (or at least normal, not super-romantic) relationships.  It used to be a lot harder to look at film love stories.  I mean comprehend them as being realistic.

That said, it's a lot more difficult than Buffy makes it seem to be a ginger lesbian witch in a loving committed relationship.  Up 'til about season 6 anyway.

a list of things that don't matter

all the fucking waiting
conversations I had while drunk